Twisted Tunes / RIAA / Karen Carpenter

Keith Moon wakes up all alone in a totally white room that is filled with musical instruments. A door opens up, and Jimi Hendrix walks in. He picks up a guitar, sits down next to Keith, and starts jamming the blues. Every couple of minutes the door opens and another dead musician walks through the door, grabs an instrument, and joins in the jamming.
After a while, Moon turns to Jimi and says, "I get it. I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven." Jimi says, "Heaven? This ain't heaven..."
Just then the door opens up one final time. Karen Carpenter walks in, sits behind the drum kit and says, "Alright everybody, "Close to You." Uh one, uh two, uh three...."

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