Have you ever been in a metric?

Welcome to the wonderful world of metric. Click on the graphic to the right, it is your passport to the metric world, and what a glorious and easily calculated world it is indeed. The conversion table is printer friendly. Why not make a laminated version for yourself? Be the envy of thousands, or 3.856,5 to be precise. Be the center of conversation at dinner parties! Indulge in this new and exciting world of metric bliss. No more space shuttle errors, no more wars - no threat from any other equally metric planetary systems! Be among the enlightened!

And if you think the metric card (your passport to metric bliss) is squalid, why dont treat yourself to the Practical Guide to the International System of Units (pdf 1,5 mb) The Swiss army knife of conversion, the chipher dictionary, the Trans Atlantic Enigma Machine, the answer to life - the universe - and everything! So powerfull a guide, that'll make the Secret Service come'a knocking at your door.

And while you're at it, why don't you join the U.S Metric Association?

...so may we get back to some cheesy comestibles - yes, I believe you're fully compatible to enter now - Welcome!